poor pony… We always wondered why his cutiemark was a crab…
He offered up again and figured I’d give his stuff a chance. He’s not like them other earth ponies… he’s… different.
I tell you I told that hoof clomper to hit the road. I tried to edjucate him on the EVILS OF THAT SIN GRASS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THOSE EARTH PONIES ARE. Ignint, cruel hearted, sonsofmules. They’ll spit in your food if you aint looking. I KNOW CAUSE I SAW ONE DO IT
